FAQ - Services Draped/Undraped Massage Edmonton

I have created this page for first time clients and for those that have questions about my services. And I may have sent you the link if you texted me questions. I am just 1 person, so as much as I like to give 1 on 1 attention to each person, I just do not have the time to individually answer all of texts I get daily, as I am usually with clients. I also don't want you waiting hours for a reply, so I send you to this page instead. 

So just to clarify I do MASSAGE (draped & undraped massage), I am not a hooker or escort or someone who is interested in fulfilling or prolonging the "happy" end of the session. There are 100,000 woman out there who use massage as a front and offer all of those other things. 

Its simple.. If you want a massage with a bonus hand ending, book a session with me. You want to be turned on and aroused for an entire session, then I am not the right choice.

I only have 1 request from clients, and that is to be respectful and understand, before booking, what I have outlined here. 

Everyone is going to have their own preferences with likes and dislikes. Some like more pressure, some like less pressure, personal experience varies. I do my best to try and make you feel more relaxed when you leave then you did when you arrived.  

Please, if you want MORE services that I offer, please just book with someone who provides it.

PLEASE NOTE, IF I ASK YOU IF YOU READ FAQ BEFORE BOOKING AND YOU SAY YES AND THEN TRY AND DO SOMETHING OR REQUEST SOMETHING IN PERSON THAT IS VERY CLEARLY OUTLINED HERE, AND THEN CLAIM YOU DIDNT KNOW, IT MIGHT CAUSE SOME FRUSTRATION ON MY END. AS I DONT LIKE TO ACCEPT BOOKINGS UNTIL WE ARE ON THE SAME PAGE. SO YOU EITHER DIDNT READ IT, OR DIDNT CARE, OR DIDNT THINK ANY OF IT APPLIED TO YOU, SO PLEASE UNDERSTAND ITS IMPORTANT THIS IS READ IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME.

This is my first time how does it work?

First you choose a day and time, and what you are booking from my services page. Then send me a text with your first name asking if your desired time is available.  When you book an appointment I will send you a confirmation message with  the address and information 1 hour prior to your session time I am very close to the grey nuns hospital if you need the approximate area.  Please respond to that message to confirm you received it and to confirm your appointment. Once you arrive we will go to the basement where I have my massage therapy room. I will leave you to get settled on the table face down. Once I return the session will begin. You are face down for 90% of your session time. Then you flip over and I  will massage the fronts of your legs and groin area. That is it.

You also have the option to book yourself in. My calendar IS LIVE what's there is what's available. I don't do  "available now" requests or walkins. 

For example please don't text me at 10 am and ask if I can see you at 10:30 am. It will always be NO. For starters I run my own errands during times I don't have clients. It take 40 mins to get my massage room ready, I have to heat the oil, the room, & the massage table, I don't keep them on and running 24/7.

Where are you located? 

Millwoods, South East, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. Very close to the grey nuns hospital if you need the approximate area. The address you receive with an online booking is 1 min from my actual location. I ALWAYS send out a confirmation message with the address and information before your scheduled session time. 

I DO NOT post my exact address, as people will just "show up" unannounced. Its a residential row housing complex, with free front street parking.

Do you accept everyone as a client?

I do not discriminate against anything. Age, sex,  race, nor orientation matters to me. All I ever require from my clients is that you are a decent person & are respectful of my services.

How Much Notice Do You Need?

Again I am 1 person. So some days are booked up by 9 am for the entire day. Some days I can get you in within a couple of hours notice. The online calendar has a 2 hour minimum prebook.  If you need 2 pm and its 12 I may or may not be able to get you in, send me a text, I sometimes get cancelations and can get you in on short notice. But its best to book for the afternoon in the morning. 

Morning appointments need to be booked the night before. I go to the gym most mornings,  I am not even home until 11 am unless i am booked, so if you want a 9 am session you have to book it the night before.

Can I change my mind once I get there on what I booked?

On some things, yes...If you book 40 mins and decide you want 90 I have no problem extending the session if there is no one booked right after you. If you book a session and want to add the topless option after, that is a NO. I see multiple clients all day and not everyone gets a "happy" massage. I dress for the session and if you DONT book that before arriving I am not changing to accommodate this late request.  Also if you book a "draped" massage, or do not specify prior to booking and decide you do want the "happy" its $40 more.

Can I shower before the session?

Yes, the shower is in the room I do the massage in. Its your option to shower before or after or both.  But if you want a shower before, then please show up 10 mins early so we can start on time and please indicate you want one prior when booking.

Do you offer Full Service or How much for Full Service? 

No! contact someone who offers it!

​Am I allowed to touch you?

You can put your hands on my back, hips, legs, ass and torso during the last 5 mins. I am not comfortable being touched at anytime during the massage portion. 

During ANY part of the session you are NOT allowed to touch anything on the front of me. No frontal touching is allowed. Please respect this, if you want more, than please book elsewhere.

It says you are married where is your husband, will he be there?

ya I actually get asked this - He WONT BE THERE, just like your spouse most likely doesn't sit in on your work day. NO ONE will be there. I offer discretion, wouldn't be too discreet if I had my husband and his drinking buddies chilling in the kitchen while I was seeing clients, now would it? I will be the only one you see from the time you arrive until the time you leave. 

Can you wear something specific?

No

Can you be naked?

No

I am looking for more than you offer, can you recommend someone?

Try LEOLIST or GOOGLE search ESCORT 

Do you offer happy services to woman?

No, I am straight, and very happily married, although I do offer draped services to woman, no "happy" massage for woman.

Do you offer couples massage? 

No, I am 1 person, not a "staffed" parlor.

Do you offer "reverse massage"?

No, I am the only one who does the massaging. 

Do you offer Swedish, Back Walking or Hot stone massage or anything else not on your site?

No, If you do not SEE the service on my website - I do not offer it.

Can you be topless the whole time?

No, ONLY during the ending

What is a "Happy" Massage vs Reg Massage?

I have tried to define and explain this multiple times on this FAQ Page. Yet I still get asked.  I CAN NOT SPELL THIS OUT ANY MORE THEN I ALREADY HAVE ON THIS WEBSITE. If you are still confused or don't get it maybe ask someone?

Reg Massage = Relaxation Massage DRAPED (Groin covered for session)

Undraped or "Happy" = No sheet, uncovered,  MY HANDS manipulating your muscle tissue and ENTIRE body are the ONLY things used  & done in any session with me. 

Your site says "No sexual services"?

This seems to somehow confuse people. "Sexual Services" is a term used to describe the following that I DO NOT DO: penetration of ANY kind, this means no part of your body is allowed to penetrate any part of MY body. So to SPELL out services that are NOT an OPTION....NO blowjobs, NO sex, NO fingers from you are allowed inside me, NO nude requests, NO sliding, NO prostate massage, NO nuru, NO DITY, NO toys or foreign objects are used during a session, NO part of your mouth is allowed anywhere near any part of my body. 

I do not want any extra or  "happy" bonus I , just want a regular massage?

That is the DRAPED option. Straight massage, Draped this is just the term to describe no extra ending.

Can you do the ending at the beginning? or more then one if I pay you more?

No 

What are your hours?

Usually first appointment around 9 am, last appointment up to 7 pm 7 days a week. Although if you book in advance, and are a repeat client  I will accommodate earlier and later. 

Do you bill to sunlife, manulife, or can I get a receipt for my insurance?

Not set up

Can you give me a receipt?

Sure, but I wasn't trained in Canada, therefore most companies will not reimburse, as I am not REGISTERED although I am Licenced & trained... (YOU will have to call YOUR insurance company to see if they will reimburse you under those circumstances....some will , some wont..that is why YOU have to call YOUR insurance company.

What types of payment do you accept?

Cash & Crypto (bitcoin, dogecoin, Etherium, XLM)  crypto must be received  BEFORE the session begins - I have set up an easy crypto payment page, services over $150 receive a 10% discount using crypto & prepaying ONLY CLICK HERE TO PAY WITH CRYPTO 

I will accept etransfers from regular clients only. New clients can use etransfer but it has to be received before the session starts. I have waited up to 40 mins to receive an etransfer, and I have been ripped off accepting other payments, so I like to stick to cash usually. 

Is the ending included?

YES its INCLUDED in the pricing. 

Can I get more if I pay more?

No 

Will there be any extra charges upon arrival?

No - what you book for is exactly what you pay for. If you book and want to upgrade or change it, you have to do that BEFORE the session starts.

If I tip you extra can you do extra?

No 

Is anything else offered in person that isn't offered on the site?

No 

Do you do mobile massage?

No sorry 

Do I have to wear a mask or do you wear one?

I suffer from PTSD so by booking a session with me you are aware and agree NO face coverings are allowed. I must see your entire face to feel safe.  My residence is private property & all linens are changed after EVERY client. My service require me to have human physical contact with you, so if you feel sick or don't feel safe with that concept, please contact someone else. - Thank you for your understanding.

IF YOU STILL HAVE QUESTIONS REGARDING MY SERVICES AND BUSINESS, THEN TRY RE-READING THIS PAGE, IF YOU STILL HAVE QUESTIONS OR "DON'T GET IT" OR NEED MORE CLARIFICATION ON MY SERVICES, THEN I APOLOGIZE BUT CAN'T HELP YOU.